Total Medals Earned: 2,053 (From
275 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 35,820 Points
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
You are very old.
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Finish.
Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot
While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood
Drive 3 km with no wheels
Complete story mode with atleast 1 rescued civilian still in your vehicle
Destroy a fire hydrant and use its water to extinguish your engine fire.
Kill one of each enemy type
Rescue and secure a civilian
Maintain max speed for 0.5 km
Splatter 50 zombies with your vehicle or guns
Remove a mutant side grapple by grinding it off on a rail/wall
Don't hit anything after sliding through an oil slick
Kill 100 zombies with your vehicle
Kill an alpha mutant with a pistol
Unlock the entire survival guide
In rescue mode, don't let a single civilian die for 3 rounds in a row
Survive 2 mutant side grappling both characters
Gain 1 minute bonus time in out of time mode
Save 50 civilians in Rescue Op before failing
Reach max levels on at least one character
Reach 20 km in f.u.b.a.r.
Complete Hardcore Story mode
Complete story mode
Reach 20 km in mutant meltdown
Upgrade every perk, gun, and max level both characters
Reach 20 km in dead state
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get more than 5000 Score
Get more than 50.000 score
Get more than 250.000 Score
Beat the Bad Hard Rock
Maxed out the Combo upgrades
Maxed out the Shield upgrades
Maxed out the Life upgrades
Maxed out the Multiple upgrades
Maxed out the time upgrades
Get more than 1.000.000 Score
Get more than 3.000.000 Score
Gain 10000 points in any stage.
Destroy a bomb in Stage 1-2
Complete stage 1-1
Destroy all the bad-dudes in stage 1-3
Complete the first stage.
Gain 25000 points in any stage.
Destroy a Smiling Bomber using one of their own bombs in the second stage.
Gain 50000 points in any stage.
Complete the second stage.
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Read the in-game help text.
Play any song in the soundtest menu
Collect the laser power-up in stage 1-4
Don't get hit by a single bullet in stage 1-7.
Protect all the balloons in the first stage.
Protect all the balloons in the second stage.
Gain 100,000 points in any stage.
Complete the final stage.
Protect all the balloons in the final stage
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Beaten the first level.
Saved Kate.
Killed by every type of hazard.
Found the first Rune of Shalak.
Found the 8-bit world.