Total Medals Earned: 2,216 (From 286 different games.) Total Medal Score: 38,685 Points
Medals Earned: 15/18 (250/460 points)
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 3/20 (45/495 points)
Smash up an elite sentry.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Try out all swords.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (210/410 points)
Teritories completed 7
Cards Owned 10
Teritories completed 15
Hero Cleared 2
Cards Owned 20
CaveTrial 2 completed
Hero Cleared 6
Cards Owned 30
CaveTrial 5 completed
Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/355 points)
Collect your first coin
Kill at least one nerd
Complete the first level
Died at least once
Died 50 times
Kill 50 nerds
Collect 10000 coins
Died 100 times
Complete the game
Collect 50000 coins
Kill 100 nerds
Complete the game without a single death
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
You finish the game successfully!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (210/220 points)
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Escape!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (35/330 points)
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
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